I started Playboy with a simple dream: a dream of making millions of dollars from airbrushed snatches. Who doesn’t love an airbrushed snatch? Who wouldn’t want a collection of new airbrushed snatches delivered to their homes on a monthly basis? What red-blooded American male could turn down the opportunity to gaze upon the airbrushed snatch of an up-and-coming starlet, or a sexy young Big Ten co-ed, or the girl next door? We are talking about high quality airbrushed snatches here. As my father once said to me, “Son, the only thing in life that sells itself is an airbrushed snatch.

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